Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Politically Correct Greetings

A Merry Generic Whatchamacallit and a Happy New Something or Other

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions et al.

Additionally,

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wisher.

Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This
wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

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Fuuny but telling. Is this what the USA is becoming?

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At 4:09 PM, Blogger Ovonia Red said...

I had a card wishing me a "Wonderful Christmakwanzaakuh" from one of my friends.

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